Night at the Manor
Last night was the big event -- dinner, annual meeting, celebration of the centennial of the VNA. I was not entirely looking forward to it. Suggested attire was "business elegant", and since I'm not in business and by no means elegant, I was a little concerned I'd be barred at the door. I brought my invitation along in my pocket to minimize the potential scene.
The place was easy enough to find, and I got there a bit earlier than necessary. Outside there were four classic cars, of the models the nurses once used for their calls. Also any number of friendly faces, and I relaxed, until I went inside.
Got greeted, got nametagged, stood at the top of the big spiral staircae. Light out on the chandelier. A companionable acquaintance tried to buy me a cocktail. I declined. He continued to insist. I just wanted water. Alcohol may improve my perception of this kind of event, but it doesn't improve me, and I am usually in need of improvement. I move on and make uneasy conversation with some uneasy individuals. I notice I am the only man not wearing a tie.
The organizer of the event comes over to me and breathlessly (she is always breathless) tells me she'd like me to relocate from my assigned table to hers. I agree, realizing as I do so that this situation makes the slow fade impossible -- I'll have to stick around to the bitter end. And I never figured out why she wanted me there. But one of my pals on the board had also been assigned there, so we stuck together and it wasn't too bad. The four people I knew at the table were all divorced women. I never figured out who those other six women were, and they were too far away to ask.
Meanwhile: speeches, introductions, thank-yous; appetizer, salad, main course. Speeches, coffee, thank-yous, presentation of gifts. Photo ops. Then we start sidling toward the exit. I linger in case the birthday girl has something to say to me. She doesn't.
I help some of the organizers carry the mannequins which were used to display the antique uniforms to the storeroom. I recognize one of them; it's a dressmaker's form I was given by a college friend and kept in the garage for years before I donated it to the sale. The great wheel of rummage spins on.
David on 05.19.04 @ 05:12 PM CST [link]